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ABOUT CU SNACKS
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Brandon Arbiter, SEAS '06, co-founded CU Snacks with Jordan Davis in 2004. Since graduating Brandon has not stopped stalking CU Snacks, following CU Snacks home from work, calling CU Snacks late at night and hanging up, plotting how to get CU Snacks back, but face it buddy it's over and it was YOUR decision. And you know what? No one likes petunias, send roses next time, loser. | |
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Jordan Davis, CC '05, was one of the original co-founders of CU Snacks along with Brandon Arbiter. Legend has it, Jordan's entrepeneurial skills are so sharp that he is planning on creating a start-up on the moon. Jordan now lives underneath the Garden State Parkway throwing rocks at children and croaking "have you ever heard of when i started CU Snacks?! let me tell you..." | |
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Sasha Feldstein, BC '08 was the director of marketing at Snacks until she was lured away by the evil Michael Moore who stowed her away in a cupboard to do research for his movie projects 100 hours a week, her only provided sustenance being coffee, bits of cheese, wood chips, and glue. Sasha is missed and we all hope she comes to her senses and rejoins the snacking industry. Also Sasha loves Sabra hummus, which at just $3.50 goes great with pita bread fyi. | |
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Larry Finn, SEAS '06, known coloquially as "The Larry" is the original captain sir master computer architect of the CU Snacks website. Larry invented the original DC++ (back when it was cool), CU Snacks, VarsityFlicks, triple axels, and the number 30. Larry is all-powerful and will take over the world with computers so stay on his good side, okay? | |
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Rachel Fried, CC '06 is the former human resources manager of CU Snacks. Rachel regularly saved CU Snacks' life in its infancy even once bringing resolution to the great delivery uprising of 2005. These days she is leading hiking trips through the most remote parts of the universe, and teaching you Spanish, but she maintains a soft spot for Snacks. | |
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Judd Gartenberg, CC '06, is a former co-manager for CU Snacks and our legal expert extraordinaire. Judd hails from Los Angeles, being a bit less starstruck than his fellow fantasyland brethren Brandon and Sasha, but he is no less weird. In 1992, he succesfully defended CU Snacks from charges of murdering a convenience store clerk in Beechum County, Alabama. | |
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Ben Goldstein, CC '05, was CU Snacks' first human resources manager. He is in fact the world's leading authoritative expert on just about everything. But mostly, Ben is fondly remembered for his unorthodox hiring techniques (to say the least) and his spontaneous song and dance numbers that entertained us on less than one occasion. Ben is also INCREDIBLE at crosswords, sudoku, and Jeopardy. | |
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Drew Hopkins, CC '08, is an honorary member of the hall of fame, having not actually been on the board, but instead serving as CU Snacks' official bodyguard, mercilessly punishing Brandon's and Gene's enemies. But don't be fooled by his large frame and stone-faced exterior. Beneath the big, very big imposing frame of his is a soft, sensitive, hipster teddy bear. | |
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Jason Lichtman, SEAS '06, was the original Mr. Fix-It of CU Snacks, and the original "manager's bike-riding roommate from New Jersey," as well as the first director of infrastructure at CU Snacks (of one). Jason loves jumping out of planes, climbing Kilimanjaroo, stock car racing, basically any activity which brings him as close to certain death as possible. Jason was last seen in Tanzania and his current whereabouts are unknown. | |
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Jonny Roszak, CC '05, was the original graphics expert at Snacks and designed the new website as well. He is the busiest and most successful unemployed person we've ever met. Also, a little known fact about Jonny's new residence: the entire apartment building sags into the middle so the floors are bowl-shaped. If you roll a marble in the exact right direction with enough force it will actually begin to orbit the room. How many hours we've spent being entertained by this dazzling spectacle has been lost through the annals of time. Thanks Jonny! | |
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Bo Sun, a P.H.D. candidate in computer science '08, was the manager of CU Snacks for the 06-07 academic year. Bo left Microsoft to come work for CU snacks (true story). His notable achievements include overseeing the doubling of our prepared foods catalog, renovation of our website, and having the funniest voicemail message ever ("Hi, how are you? I am Bo"). | |
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